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The Pink Panther

doiwl 2 March 2009 2:59 am

最近迷上了Pink Panther。

一直以来对Pink Panther的印象就是下面这只卡通粉红豹,还有那首听起来鬼头鬼脑的歌。

(粉红豹教你如何赖床不起……)

最近才知道原来Pink Panther最早是用在1963年的一部诙谐侦探喜剧片。
那只粉红豹原先只是用在电影开头和结尾,点缀credits罢了。
电影叫好又叫座了之后,这只粉红豹也就红起来了,成了许多小孩的童年回忆。
(生在90后的应该没有印象了)

Pink Panther侦探戏剧片竟然也有44年的历史了。
一系列(到最近的The Pink Panther 2)共有11部电影。
故事都是讲述讲话带着浓浓法国口音的警察,Jacques Clouseau怎样每次都误打误撞地成功破案。

下来要介绍的是2006年的The Pink Panther的经典小段。

Introducing Clouseau (clip 1)
Clouseau: Officer Jacques Clouseau, from Gendarme, third class.
(SHOOT!)
Dreyfus: Derrr…. Argh….
(Pluck it off…)
Clouseau: That had to hurt.
Dreyfus: No. No, not at all. No.

.

It is lovely weather we are having (clip 2)
It is lovely weather we are having.
I hope the weather…
…stays this mild.
If the weather continues…
…we are in for a lovely summer.
The area is secure.

- Are you all right?
- Well, of course I’m all right.

And what is that?

- What?
- Nothing.

You should probably start
by looking at these files. You have to…

(Spinning the globe until it is dislocated)
My leg, it crushed my leg!

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Attack without warning (clip 3)
I am going to be frank.
Since you are only a detective, second class, your senses may not be as sharp as my own.
And as I do not want a partner who makes me duller,
I have come up with a plan to keep you as sharp as possible.

And what is that?

Intermittently, and without warning, I will attack you
whenever and wherever it is least expected.
In this way, I will keep you vigilant and alert. Agreed?

Yes.

(Attack always failed)
- Good one.
- Thank you.

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Investigating The Death of Bizu (clip 4)
Please, tell me what you saw.

Well, I didn’t see anything.
I was passing by the locker room.
It was late, past time anyone should be there.
I heard movement on the other side of the locker-room door.
I heard Bizu say: “Oh, it’s you.”
And then there was gunfire.

Ponton, go to your databases.
I want to interrogate every person in Paris with the name “You.”
(晕……)

And, Ponton…don’t you find it a bit of a coincidence…
…that the body fell perfectly within the chalk outline on the floor?
(晕晕……)

I think they drew the chalk outline later.

Ahh! We are dealing with some kind of mastermind.
(可以晕倒了)

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Getting into the mood of love
No! No, no! No, no! My miracle pill for the middle-aged man.
(V pill shown)
Give it back.

Inspector? Are you all right in there?
I hope you’re getting yourself ready.

Inspector? Are you sure you’re okay in there?
Yes, I am. I’m fine. I’m just getting in the mood for love.

We need fresh towels in 204.

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“I would like to buy a hamburger”

would –> good… weird….
to –> toe… tour
buy–> bee … bye…
hamburger –> amnbuger, hamburter, damburger

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